MUST READ DAILY ONE LINERS!

On a daily basis, the lead characters from my book,  CAPITAL D post these updates. I don't know about you, but these two have me worried!!

Check out some of their recent posts?

SILKA FONTEIN
23/01/2014
Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I'm gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum cleaner at different angles.

22/01/2014
It's "Jamaican hairstyle day" at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it.

21/01/2014
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

20/01/2014
What's a 68? You do me and I owe you one.

19/01/2014
I didn't lose my mind. It got scared and ran away.

18/01/2014
What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"? About three inches.

TABER BLAKE
23/01/2014
My ex girlfriend's love is like a candle... Because if you forget about her, she will burn your f*cking house to the ground.

22/01/2014
I have the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

21/01/2014
There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

20/01/201
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged!

19/01/2014
I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol.

18/01/2014
There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.

Feel free to share them daily and lighten up someone's day. You will gain some awesome fans!

1 comment:

  1. Top way to start a day, choking on your coffee! Thanks Ash.

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