On a daily basis, the lead characters from my book, CAPITAL D post these updates. I don't know about you, but these two have me worried!!
Check out some of their recent posts?
Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I'm gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum cleaner at different angles.
It's "Jamaican hairstyle day" at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
What's a 68? You do me and I owe you one.
I didn't lose my mind. It got scared and ran away.
What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"? About three inches.
My ex girlfriend's love is like a candle... Because if you forget about her, she will burn your f*cking house to the ground.
I have the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged!
I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol.
There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
Feel free to share them daily and lighten up someone's day. You will gain some awesome fans!