Silka: "Everyone thinks I'm this unemployed, rich, bad ass chick that double's as an assassin's girlfriend, but the truth is I'm like most women out there."
I give to you Exhibit 1-10:
1) I set my alarm for 10 minutes earlier than needed and oversleep anyway.
2) I always apply mascara with an open mouth and, if I ever attempt to shut it up, I always mess up and get that mascara stain.
3) I throw my phone into my big purse and then, spasmodically, look for it and can’t find it when it rings.
4) I always carry around my big purse full of stuff that I never use, but I always think that one day I might need it right there.
5) I arrange stuff into the right place and then, I forget where the right place was.
6) I look for my sunglasses when they are right on top of my head.
7) When I look at myself in the mirror, I often think: “It would be great to have a picture taken in this position…”
8) When I am in a hurry, I always look for keys that I had in my hands just couple of seconds ago.
9) I always need to keep two or more different shampoos, various conditioners and two (or more) different shower gels in our bathroom.
10) I definitely need to check out how I look in the mirror before hitting the outside world!!